Dear Malaysian Women

There are forces out there
Trying to decrease our presence
Trying to silence us
Trying to oust us
Trying to drown us

What century is now?
What year is this year?
What month is this month?
What day is this day?
What time is now?

Did you…
Begged to be raped?
Asked to be molested?
Pleaded to be harassed?
Wanted to be silenced?

Malaysian Women to Take Blame

Congratulation Malaysian women!! You ARE the punching bag for sex related crimes in your country. To avoid being penalise, please refer to today’s The Star to keep up to date of your physical presentation.

Let me forecast what the up coming rules are for Malaysian women & little girls:

1. All sanitary pads, douches or female related medication will be moved to special hidden from public eyes room in the pharmacies, supermarket and grocery store.

2. All men barred from ladies apparel & shoes department, make up department and kids department (where moms shop)

3. All soft and silky textiles and clothing are ILLEGAL to be worn as it would arouse sexual desire.

4. All Malaysian women and little girls will wear new outfit designed by sexually charged Malaysian men to prevent further attraction. New outfit designs will be launched soon. Authorities involved will announce launch in a month’s time.

5. Malaysian women and little girls are NOT allowed to carry, possess or be near any cylindrical like objects, as this would arouse sexual desire among Malaysian men too.

6. All Malaysian mothers will NO longer allow to breast feed, bath, feed or in any form of contact with the Malaysian male child as this too, would lead to their boys’ sexual desire growth abnormality.

7. Meals prepared at home shall be serve to Malaysian men in the family either by passing thru a small window or a dumb waiter in the house.

8. Malaysian women to do housework when men are all OUT of the house.

9. There will be Malaysian female only supermarkets, malls, enclosed wet market (sold by Malaysian women only) and transportation.

10. For Malaysian married couples intercourse, this activity will be conducted in total darkness (to avoid seeing), loud and noisy environment (to mute any howling & puffing noise) and cease activity immediately upon completion by Malaysian female leaving the bedroom in total silence.

Thanks to the Niah-Ma-Fu-Lat sexually charged Malaysian men who support the new regulation.

Paternity Leave in Malaysia

Read today The Star Two page T4-No Child’s Play and page T6 Stay-at-home dad.  I am a mother of 2 boys. My husband spent time to be with me and our eldest boy during confinement month which was a learning and bonding experience. He was not able to do so during our second boy due to work commitment. So the younger boy is not so close to his papa. I would support the idea of granting paternity leave for both government and private sector. It can help to build better relationship in families.

I am wondering why the HR guy in this company being so insensitive about individual different needs. Does every family in this world function as they are being programmed to live in A way? HR department is the one of the functions in an organization that take care of staffs and ensure reasonable working conditions that effective for both organization and staffs. If 2-3 working days are sufficient, I think that would be workable for those who are still living in and before the eigthties.